I hate people who talk about themselves.
Don't you hate that? "I'm introspective, and sometimes I can be too critical."
"I'm emotionally driven and a great listener." "I am very analytical but sometimes impulsive too!:)"
I want to pound a stake through your temple. Screw you people, I want to talk about me!
If you also hate people who talk about themselves, we'd probably get along. So drop me a line, tell me a little about yourself.
And I will beat you to death.