I just had the best idea ever.
"Really?" you say, because you are a skeptical punk-ass.
It's sort of like a meme, I guess; it's sort of like a blogger meet-up; it's sort of like a dragon cage-match jello-wrestling berserkery. And it's awesome.
It's DWI. Drink. Work. Inform.
Step 1: On a designated day, all participating bloggers will wake up an extra half hour early and consume a minimum of three alcoholic beverages. Then go to work. (Genius so far, or what?)
Step 2: Funny and/or inappropriate things will happen at work. This is bound to happen, right? Or at least the work day will be a little more interesting.
Step 3: Everyone who did it goes back to their computer and tells us about it! Inform us! DWI!!!
And don't tell me you can't do it. That would be weak sauce. Eat an altoid if you're worried about your breath. And just imagine the feeling, sitting at your desk on the appointed day, nursing a little buzz and feeling that indescribably satisfying connection with other bloggers across the country. DWI, baby!
I thought everyone could post an announcement of their participation, and then take votes in the comments section for what kind of drink they'll get to enjoy... and I was thinking, maybe April 9th? An innocuous Wednesday? Except it isn't innocuous... It's DWI!
Or maybe I'm just an alcoholic. But seriously, I think it could work. One day, one shot, what a memory!
So tell your friends! Tell your readers! Don't tell your coworkers!